1 00:00:01,319 --> 00:00:02,460 Okay, Bull, then. 2 00:00:03,020 --> 00:00:05,560 You light the magic pan with a flourish. 3 00:00:06,220 --> 00:00:07,220 Wow! 4 00:00:07,420 --> 00:00:10,020 Wow! Cover and let simmer for ten seconds. 5 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:15,300 Say the magic words. Hocus pocus, fish bones chocus, and voila! 6 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:17,120 Mystery pigeon. 7 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:23,700 Boy, that's great. A magic trick that plops on your windshield. 8 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:29,160 You practice the way I showed you, and I promise you're going to be the hit of 9 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:30,320 the Bailiff's Talent Show. 10 00:00:31,230 --> 00:00:32,230 Thank you, sir. 11 00:00:32,270 --> 00:00:35,450 Anything would be better than the humiliation I suffered last year. 12 00:00:35,690 --> 00:00:39,050 What? You? Did something to humiliate yourself? 13 00:00:40,990 --> 00:00:44,450 He played Louie Louie on a nose flute. 14 00:00:46,710 --> 00:00:49,110 He had to give refunds to the people in the first two rows. 15 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,480 Whoa. Good thing I'm not driving. 16 00:01:04,780 --> 00:01:05,780 See you after court. 17 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:10,640 Oh! 18 00:01:12,180 --> 00:01:13,180 Miss Sullivan? 19 00:01:13,580 --> 00:01:16,100 Was that a goodbye kiss or was he taking a throat culture? 20 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:19,980 Sorry about that. 21 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:22,100 He's Italian. 22 00:01:25,740 --> 00:01:27,620 So, Miss High Fashioned. 23 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:30,920 You and Detective Giuliano have been seeing a lot of each other lately. 24 00:01:31,180 --> 00:01:32,180 Yes, we have. 25 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:35,220 Although it seems like every time we go out, Tony ends up arresting somebody. 26 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:38,020 Well, you know, threesomes can be fun, too. 27 00:01:39,940 --> 00:01:43,240 Believe me, it's hard to be romantic when there's a flasher handcuffed in 28 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,240 backseat. Gives new meaning to dinner and a show. 29 00:01:48,780 --> 00:01:51,920 But tonight is going to be different. After session, Tony and I are going to 30 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,420 celebrating our one -month anniversary. 31 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,280 Aww. 32 00:01:56,930 --> 00:01:58,890 Imagine that. Has it been a month already? 33 00:01:59,390 --> 00:02:00,750 What is the traditional gift for that? 34 00:02:00,970 --> 00:02:01,970 Mulch? 35 00:02:04,690 --> 00:02:07,130 Sir, I think I have a slight problem with your trick. 36 00:02:08,830 --> 00:02:09,830 Problem? 37 00:02:09,990 --> 00:02:13,350 I lit the fire, I said the magic words, but it didn't seem to work. 38 00:02:14,210 --> 00:02:15,210 What'd you get? 39 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:06,190 And as much as I appreciate your creativity, Leslie, I'm afraid that your 40 00:03:06,190 --> 00:03:09,990 talents don't really fit the technical definition of street performer. 41 00:03:14,330 --> 00:03:17,350 $50 fine for a silent solicitation. 42 00:03:19,370 --> 00:03:22,910 You know, most guys prefer a little noise. 43 00:03:26,670 --> 00:03:27,670 See, Ross? 44 00:03:28,330 --> 00:03:31,790 You know, the Bailiff Talent Contest is next week, and I could sure use an 45 00:03:31,790 --> 00:03:35,670 assistant. Forget it. There's no way I'm going to hold your nose flute. 46 00:03:37,690 --> 00:03:42,230 No, I'm doing magic this time, and I'm determined to show off that Bailiff 47 00:03:42,230 --> 00:03:44,450 Hoover. That prima donna wins every year. 48 00:03:45,010 --> 00:03:49,070 Wasn't he the guy who played Rhapsody in Blue on five instruments at the same 49 00:03:49,070 --> 00:03:50,070 time? 50 00:03:50,370 --> 00:03:53,050 Yeah, if you're going to count the saxophone as an instrument. 51 00:03:54,830 --> 00:03:57,470 Look, Bull, I want to put this as gently as possible. 52 00:03:58,659 --> 00:04:00,160 You don't have talent. 53 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:10,100 Well, come on, Roz. Now, anybody can do magic tricks. Look at Harry. 54 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:13,720 What do you say? Help me out. 55 00:04:14,580 --> 00:04:16,600 I even got you a costume. 56 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,680 You'll wear that before I do. 57 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,020 Yes, the verdict. Who are our next contestants, Matt? Yes, sir. 58 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:36,120 It's two sisters from the borough of Manhattan. 59 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:39,260 Let's welcome Lana and Vanna Anders. 60 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:47,040 Those are the sisters who write those advice columns. Dear Lana and Ask Vanna. 61 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:48,260 Why are they here? 62 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,200 Disturbing the peace. 63 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:09,170 request a raincoat? 64 00:05:11,990 --> 00:05:15,170 What's the problem here, Counselor? Well, sir, it seems that the human 65 00:05:15,170 --> 00:05:19,590 sprinklers here have been feuding for years, and when they were both 66 00:05:19,590 --> 00:05:23,070 accidentally booked at the same luncheon, a vicious fight ensued. 67 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:26,050 You know, you guys were lucky to be wearing the protective headgear. 68 00:05:28,430 --> 00:05:31,570 Sir, in light of the fact that this is basically a family matter, we ask that 69 00:05:31,570 --> 00:05:32,570 you drop the charges. 70 00:05:32,610 --> 00:05:35,210 Well, how am I supposed to do that? I don't even know who started the fight. 71 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:39,680 Sir, we're expecting a witness momentarily who can identify the guilty 72 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,560 Okay, then we'll hold the case over till the witness arrives. 73 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:43,900 Let's have some lunch. 74 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,680 Excuse me. I just wanted to say thank you. 75 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,580 I read in your column once that men never buy the cow if they can get the 76 00:05:51,580 --> 00:05:52,580 for free. 77 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,620 I've always followed that advice. 78 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:58,380 Say, you might want to rethink that, sweetie. 79 00:05:58,820 --> 00:06:00,840 You're not exactly a calf anymore. 80 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:10,179 dress, Christine. 81 00:06:10,180 --> 00:06:13,100 Oh. So where are you and Tony going on this big date? 82 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:16,080 Well, I made reservations at a very fancy French restaurant. 83 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:17,680 Yo, Sullivan. 84 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,620 Which one? Shakespeare's? 85 00:06:21,540 --> 00:06:22,920 Oh, not again. 86 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:26,460 I'm sorry. I got a feeling for Detective Lawrence. He got stung by a bee and 87 00:06:26,460 --> 00:06:27,640 swelled up like the Michelin Man. 88 00:06:28,460 --> 00:06:30,760 Oh, it took me forever to get those reservations. 89 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:32,320 There'll be other restaurants. 90 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,900 Can I even arrange to have the harpist play your favorite song? 91 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,100 Hey, I can hear shaft any time. 92 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:42,460 Have an evening out that doesn't end with up against the wall and spread 93 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:47,920 You know what I mean. 94 00:06:48,180 --> 00:06:50,060 Look, I'm not thrilled about this either. 95 00:06:50,420 --> 00:06:53,320 Look, the whole time I'm in that dumpster, I'll be thinking about you. 96 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,440 Now come here. I can't. 97 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,320 You have boogers on your vest. 98 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:05,480 They're not real. 99 00:07:09,290 --> 00:07:10,290 Six of hearts? 100 00:07:10,470 --> 00:07:11,470 Seven of hearts? 101 00:07:11,830 --> 00:07:12,830 Eight of hearts? 102 00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:15,550 Nine of hearts? 103 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:20,530 Bull, Harry, you've got to give me a chance. 104 00:07:22,010 --> 00:07:24,670 Let's just say that card tricks are not your forte. 105 00:07:25,230 --> 00:07:28,110 We've got to come up with something, sir. Bailiff Hoover's act is going to be 106 00:07:28,110 --> 00:07:29,110 much bigger this year. 107 00:07:29,210 --> 00:07:32,570 Bull, the man can't play any more instruments. He's only got so many 108 00:07:33,890 --> 00:07:36,890 Yeah, but I heard he's having a special pair of pants made and he's adding a 109 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:37,890 rhythm section. 110 00:07:40,490 --> 00:07:41,490 Okay, then. 111 00:07:41,770 --> 00:07:43,450 In that case, I have just the thing. 112 00:07:43,670 --> 00:07:47,890 It's flashy, it's a crowd -pleaser, and it's so simple, a monkey can do it. 113 00:07:48,610 --> 00:07:49,990 Are we talking a train monkey? 114 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:52,410 We're talking anyone. 115 00:07:53,510 --> 00:07:56,610 Well, how'd you like to try out a straight jacket? 116 00:07:57,670 --> 00:08:00,350 Sure, I can wear anything as long as it's cut big enough in the rear. 117 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,090 Here, those palsy ones are there. 118 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:10,500 I'm glad to see somebody's finally checking the suggestion box. 119 00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:18,540 Yes, I know the corner table is the jewel of your restaurant. 120 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:24,940 I know, I know. It's awfully late to cancel, and I'm really... Oh, yeah? 121 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:28,560 Well... Vous êtes un grand capot, oh, yeah! 122 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:34,220 Whoa, that sounded rough. What did you call him? 123 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:35,539 Big Stinky Toad. 124 00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:39,510 Wet armchair. 125 00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:42,710 Got the big dates off, huh? 126 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:47,790 Oh, Mac, all I wanted was one special evening. But apparently that's too much 127 00:08:47,790 --> 00:08:50,570 ask. I'm beginning to think this relationship isn't going to work. 128 00:08:51,690 --> 00:08:57,730 You know, Christine, new relationships are like, well, new underwear. 129 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:02,710 They rub you the wrong way at first, and then they become real. 130 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:12,220 Would you two stop hovering around me like some nightmare chewing gum 131 00:09:12,220 --> 00:09:13,220 commercial? 132 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:21,640 Say, Bob, if you've got a bone to pick, why don't you just come clean and spill 133 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:22,619 the beans? 134 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:23,980 Damn, what's your beef? 135 00:09:24,580 --> 00:09:25,580 All right. 136 00:09:26,180 --> 00:09:27,980 You want to know what my beef is? You two. 137 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:32,520 Giving advice to anybody on love and life. What could you possibly know about 138 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:33,520 sex? 139 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:48,280 committed adult for the purpose of procreation only. 140 00:09:50,420 --> 00:09:51,800 That is sick. 141 00:09:54,660 --> 00:10:00,060 The problem is I'm beginning to realize that Tony and I are worlds apart. 142 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:01,800 Oh, yeah? 143 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:06,780 Yeah. I mean, he's extroverted. I'm introverted. He's spontaneous. 144 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:11,700 I'm methodical. He likes to bowl. I won't wear rented shoes. 145 00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:15,380 Well, you know, I think you picked a good one with Tony. 146 00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:20,160 Well, you may be worlds apart now, but hey, look at me and Cornelie. When I met 147 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,780 her, she was playing the gong and milking a buffalo. 148 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:25,800 God, she was cute. 149 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:32,880 Excuse me, dear. I couldn't help overhearing, but a leopard doesn't 150 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,780 spots. Hand your guy his hat and call it quits. 151 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,180 Nix on that. 152 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,060 Hold on to your man. 153 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:42,280 Half a loaf is better than none. 154 00:10:43,950 --> 00:10:45,010 Sullivan, I've been looking for you. 155 00:10:46,370 --> 00:10:47,990 Don't blow it. Kiss him off. 156 00:10:54,090 --> 00:10:55,090 Excuse me? 157 00:10:55,510 --> 00:10:56,510 Oh. 158 00:10:59,710 --> 00:11:00,710 Good news, Sullivan. 159 00:11:00,950 --> 00:11:02,550 Detective Lawrence's hives went down. 160 00:11:03,190 --> 00:11:04,190 That means I'm free. 161 00:11:04,470 --> 00:11:06,570 Well, what difference does that make? I canceled everything. 162 00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:08,230 So we'll go someplace else. 163 00:11:08,550 --> 00:11:10,870 Oh, great. We'll roast some weenies over a garbage can. 164 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:13,720 Relax, I'll change. 165 00:11:13,780 --> 00:11:14,780 We'll find something. 166 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:16,680 People dine. 167 00:11:17,380 --> 00:11:18,580 Raccoons find something. 168 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:23,640 Maybe I'll come back later. I mistook you for someone that liked me. I've just 169 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:24,780 been thinking, that's all. 170 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:28,500 I feel it's time for us to re -evaluate our relationship. 171 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,400 Again? Didn't we do that last week? 172 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:34,240 No, we took stock. We didn't re -evaluate. 173 00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:36,720 What was that Cosmo test you made me fill out? 174 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:40,340 Oh, that was completely different. That was their yearly tune -up for couple. 175 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,000 You know what your problem is? 176 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:47,840 You spend too much time thinking about this relationship and not enough time in 177 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:51,840 it. And your problem is you spend all your time at work and no time thinking 178 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:52,840 about this relationship. 179 00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:57,480 You know what? You don't want me. You want some guy who quit his job so he can 180 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,480 watch Phil Donahue. 181 00:11:58,720 --> 00:11:59,579 Oh, yeah. 182 00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:02,940 And you know what you want? You want some cop groupie whose idea of a great 183 00:12:02,940 --> 00:12:05,520 night out is watching a lineup and guessing which guy did it. 184 00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:07,700 You got two out of three. 185 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,700 I don't even know why we're discussing this. We're obviously from two different 186 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,700 worlds. Mine's Earth. I don't know where you're from. 187 00:12:14,540 --> 00:12:17,200 You know, I don't need this kind of talk. Hey, I don't need any of this. 188 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,119 Well, fine. 189 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,520 Then why don't we just forget the whole thing? Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. 190 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:53,840 a question. 191 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,440 She's crazy. 192 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:57,860 Miss Sullivan, I presume? 193 00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,340 She just broke up with me. 194 00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:03,220 I thought things were going great with you guys. They were. Then bada -bing, 195 00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:04,360 turns on me like a pit bull. 196 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,760 Granted, a great -looking pit bull. 197 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:08,640 Ah, women. 198 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:09,720 Can't live with them. 199 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,500 Can't do most positions without them. 200 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,080 Never fails. 201 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:19,340 You're in a relationship long enough, women will always invent a problem. 202 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:24,160 You know, Tony, that's why I... try to end things before breakfast. 203 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,920 Yeah, well, it'll drive you screwy if you don't know how to handle them. 204 00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:33,160 You've had a lot of experience, Judge. 205 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:34,840 Me? Huh. 206 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:38,460 Me? 207 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:43,500 Women are drawn to men in powerful positions like mine. 208 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:46,320 Drawn. 209 00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:51,080 Yeah, if I had a dime for every woman. You can make a phone call. 210 00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:00,830 But it'd be a long phone call. 211 00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:07,370 Oh, I never want to see him again. He's cocky, he's inconsiderate, he's self 212 00:14:07,370 --> 00:14:09,730 -centered. Man, who needs him? Right. 213 00:14:10,410 --> 00:14:13,730 Of course, it's hard to get your caboose rattled without one. 214 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,560 to care for them and they walk all over you with no regard for your feelings. 215 00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:35,000 Why do we put up with them? 216 00:14:35,380 --> 00:14:36,520 I'll tell you why. 217 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:40,300 It's late at night when the chips are down. 218 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:44,260 Who else are you going to get to kill a spider? 219 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,680 Then there was Bertie Lila the lumberjack. 220 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,800 Living among the trees had made her strange. 221 00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:57,500 But guys, until you've made love in a log flume... 222 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:07,080 Thrills are not what women are after. Hey, this is not so cheap I had to buy 223 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,380 a flannel shirt and a jug of syrup. 224 00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:13,600 Well, Miss Sullivan is not the kind of woman that you've had experience with. 225 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,240 Oh, really? 226 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:19,060 You would be surprised how far I've gotten with our public defender? 227 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,680 In your dreams, Fielding. 228 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:24,680 Oh, yeah? 229 00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:29,480 Then how do I know that she has a birthmark on her upper right... 230 00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:34,320 Because you sit across from her and you drop your pencil every five minutes. 231 00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:38,720 I was just asking. 232 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:45,740 Now, I, on the other hand, I have a rapport with Miss Sullivan that is not 233 00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:48,000 unlike... Lassie had with Timmy. 234 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:54,900 So, what I'm hearing here is that neither of you guys have gotten anywhere 235 00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:58,420 this lady. Hey, nobody gets nowhere with Christine Sullivan. 236 00:15:59,340 --> 00:16:01,800 You mean as long as you've known her, she's never had a serious relationship 237 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:02,800 with any guy? 238 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,120 Well, let's see. Would that include her father? 239 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,820 What is she, afraid of men or something? 240 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,920 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, that has to be it, doesn't it? I mean, of course, you 241 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:13,920 know. 242 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,420 I mean, you didn't get past first base either, did you? 243 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:21,520 Second base? 244 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,440 Third? 245 00:16:26,540 --> 00:16:27,540 I gotta go. 246 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,800 How's the trick for the talent show coming, Bull? 247 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,500 Not as good as I'd hoped. 248 00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:49,980 Any suggestions? 249 00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:51,660 Don't reproduce. 250 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,340 Come on, Ross. 251 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,340 You gotta help me. 252 00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:01,320 Oh, all right, if you're gonna snivel. 253 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,460 I could swing one pretty good. 254 00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:09,839 Oh, you're not going to be swinging it. 255 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,960 Then they both picked up stalks of celery and started swatting each other. 256 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,780 Most abusive use of garnishes I've ever seen. 257 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,380 I see. So they both started the fight. 258 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:27,839 Oh, for Pete's sake. Mr. Lifton is obviously prejudiced against my clients. 259 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,520 I wouldn't be surprised if he had a long history of problems with women. 260 00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:32,300 No, I don't. 261 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Liar. 262 00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:35,180 Miss Sullivan. 263 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:39,100 Your Honor, go easy on her. I think maybe she's having her monthly visit 264 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,200 Mr. Cranky. 265 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:49,200 Dan Fielding, that is the crassest, crudest, most outrageous thing anybody's 266 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,139 ever said to me. 267 00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:51,240 I think you're right. 268 00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:59,240 Well, ladies, I'm going to have to find you both guilty, but I would consider 269 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,280 dismissing the fines if you two would think about making up. 270 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,040 Over my dead body. 271 00:18:04,490 --> 00:18:07,150 You know, those fines could add up to more than $500. 272 00:18:08,550 --> 00:18:11,950 You know, sis, you're looking better to me all the time. 273 00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:15,970 Why did we ever start feuding in the first place? 274 00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:18,490 Jealousy? 275 00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:20,290 You were the pretty one. 276 00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:25,670 Say, I'm getting teary, dearie. 277 00:18:29,010 --> 00:18:33,330 Oh, that's pretty much what it's all about, isn't it, sir? 278 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,820 Not for me, Mac. I'm in it for the power and the free robes. 279 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,680 Adjourned. 280 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:43,260 Hey, say, Judge, would you mind giving us a hand? Our hair is stopped. 281 00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:48,160 Hey, Sullivan, I need to talk to you for a few minutes. 282 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,620 Why? I thought we broke up. 283 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,180 Just come with me. It's important. 284 00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:54,300 If it's so important, why don't you just get a warrant for my arrest? 285 00:18:56,820 --> 00:18:58,480 You got a warrant for my arrest? 286 00:18:58,840 --> 00:18:59,819 Oh, 287 00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:02,180 I bet you thought that would be so... cute. I would just forget about 288 00:19:02,180 --> 00:19:04,080 and fall back into your arms. You know, you've got... Hey! 289 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,120 You've got the right to remain silent. 290 00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:07,340 Use it. 291 00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:11,340 He arrested her. 292 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,380 What a lame way to pick up a woman. 293 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,280 Yeah. 294 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:17,680 Can I do that, Harry? 295 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:23,100 Come on, Solve. It'll just take a minute. I can save you some time. I've 296 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:24,019 the roof. 297 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,500 Just stop arguing and look. 298 00:19:35,150 --> 00:19:36,150 Oh, my. 299 00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:39,730 This is just like Lady and the Tramp. 300 00:19:42,670 --> 00:19:43,770 Who are these people? 301 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:46,390 Oh, my kid did time for auto theft. 302 00:19:46,730 --> 00:19:49,030 I put Eddie here away for forgery. 303 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:53,290 And Vinnie, the accordion player, went to jail for playing the accordion. 304 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,530 Why did you go to all this trouble? 305 00:19:57,150 --> 00:20:00,090 Because I wanted to show you how badly I felt about ruining the night. 306 00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:03,670 Oh, I guess I overreacted, too. You know, I should have known better. 307 00:20:04,190 --> 00:20:05,570 Cosmo said you had hidden sensitivity. 308 00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:09,850 We'll just leave Cosmo out of this for a while. I think we've got bigger things 309 00:20:09,850 --> 00:20:10,850 to talk about. 310 00:20:11,650 --> 00:20:13,030 You want a taste of Keanu, man? 311 00:20:18,410 --> 00:20:20,370 Hey, Mike, we're talking here. Taste it yourself. 312 00:20:24,270 --> 00:20:26,210 I guess he never heard of privacy. 313 00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:31,830 Is it true, Sullivan, that you've never had a serious relationship with any guy? 314 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,000 I'm a detective. I figure things out. 315 00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:37,780 What's going on here? 316 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:42,140 Shh. We're listening to the two lovebirds on the roof. 317 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,420 Hey, Sullivan, you still haven't answered my question. 318 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:49,420 You people should be ashamed of yourselves. That's a private 319 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,680 Get out of here. 320 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:54,640 Well, pardon us for living, but the graveyard's full. 321 00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:01,460 The nerve of those people. 322 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,080 Relationships have to do with anything. 323 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:12,500 Well, I just figured with all your tests and your surveys, you probably 324 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,620 overanalyzed them, too. 325 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,160 Jeez, you make me sound like some kind of statistics analyst. 326 00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:17,960 I saw your graph. 327 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:20,920 It was just a projection. 328 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:26,020 The point is, we might not look so good together on paper, but sometimes you 329 00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:27,180 just gotta trust your feelings. 330 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,940 It's not as easy as you make it sound. 331 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,160 But it's not that tough. 332 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,640 Let me show you. 333 00:21:34,570 --> 00:21:37,670 Hey, New York, I'm crazy about this lady. 334 00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:39,150 Now you. 335 00:21:39,670 --> 00:21:41,710 I know people in this city. Sullivan. 336 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,370 Okay. 337 00:21:47,970 --> 00:21:49,630 Hi, New York, I like this guy. 338 00:21:50,150 --> 00:21:52,190 Now shut up and go to sleep. 339 00:21:53,290 --> 00:21:54,510 Hey, shut up yourself. 340 00:21:56,490 --> 00:21:58,450 Well, that's a start. 341 00:21:58,810 --> 00:22:02,110 Yeah, maybe I could afford to let my guard down a little bit. 342 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:07,250 If only I knew where this was going. Hey, there were no guarantees. 343 00:22:08,030 --> 00:22:09,270 Might be a hell of a ride. 344 00:22:10,110 --> 00:22:11,110 What do you say? 345 00:22:11,310 --> 00:22:14,410 Could I just re -evaluate one more thing? 346 00:22:14,870 --> 00:22:15,870 What? 347 00:22:19,010 --> 00:22:25,050 I think they're kissing. 348 00:22:26,570 --> 00:22:29,570 Either that or the shrimp are especially succulent. 349 00:22:31,730 --> 00:22:32,750 No, they're kissing. 350 00:22:33,570 --> 00:22:39,650 I'd say lips about a half inch apart, tongues engaged, teeth slightly 351 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:42,790 What the hell are you doing? 352 00:22:43,810 --> 00:22:47,110 Dan? Dan, feel and get away from that vent this instant. 353 00:22:47,770 --> 00:22:51,770 No, cleaning ladies, sweeping, mopping, much work. 354 00:22:52,510 --> 00:22:54,190 We're out of the ballgame, pal. 355 00:22:54,550 --> 00:22:56,250 What do you think, maybe you'd let me pitch in once in a while? 356 00:22:57,330 --> 00:22:58,330 Great idea, Ross. 357 00:22:58,610 --> 00:22:59,770 No one's going to top this. 358 00:23:00,070 --> 00:23:02,110 Stop moving, Bull, or you're going to die.